Post by gammelman on May 24, 2008 5:55:56 GMT -5
Frederick J. Dukes was lazing about in his new home since a few days back. from what he knew they where still talking about his daring attack on the obviously unfair trial. He harkened back to the day of the deed. How he fearlessly rescued his frog-faced companion from the judgement of corrupt and biased peers. Possibly even from death.
But now, he was watching another man, second only to himself, dealing with an equally dastardly opponent. On the TV Dutch was viciously fighting the much larger and far more powerfull predator. An alien so powerfull it had singlehandedly eradicated the rest of Dutch's elite squadron by himself. Oh, this was how all movies should be!
Fred leaned back into the broken, dust-covered couch. Sure, it was decrepit, but it was still soft and oh so comfortable. One of the giant's grease-covered hands where holding a gargantuan sub-sandwich, while the other clutched a large bottle of cola. After all, one had to look after his weight. Especially if it was a whoopin' four didgits of bodymass. Unlike most people Fred was not ashamed of his morbidly obese body, he reveled in his fatness and had made it his trademark. After all, it was the blubber that kept him safe from the rest of the world. And so what if he was fat? He was feeling as healthy as ever!
Fred chuckled as Dutch leapt into the water, after narrowly escaping the predator once again, before once again taking a bite out of the sandwich. . . Man, that was an awesome sandwich
But now, he was watching another man, second only to himself, dealing with an equally dastardly opponent. On the TV Dutch was viciously fighting the much larger and far more powerfull predator. An alien so powerfull it had singlehandedly eradicated the rest of Dutch's elite squadron by himself. Oh, this was how all movies should be!
Fred leaned back into the broken, dust-covered couch. Sure, it was decrepit, but it was still soft and oh so comfortable. One of the giant's grease-covered hands where holding a gargantuan sub-sandwich, while the other clutched a large bottle of cola. After all, one had to look after his weight. Especially if it was a whoopin' four didgits of bodymass. Unlike most people Fred was not ashamed of his morbidly obese body, he reveled in his fatness and had made it his trademark. After all, it was the blubber that kept him safe from the rest of the world. And so what if he was fat? He was feeling as healthy as ever!
Fred chuckled as Dutch leapt into the water, after narrowly escaping the predator once again, before once again taking a bite out of the sandwich. . . Man, that was an awesome sandwich